Yeah our country decided to jettison itself from the rest of the world and now we can't sell books

Yeah our country decided to jettison itself from the rest of the world and now we can't sell books

HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT GOOD OLD FASHIONED DECEMBER NEWS

You got any NEWS, guv'nor? Spare a scrap of news for an impoverished games orphan? Good or bad news grubnor, I don't mind, just slip me a sliver of news and I'll be on me way

25 RANDOM TABLES MAKE UP A FULL SETTING IN: ADVENTURE CALENDAR

Grant's doing something daft for Christmas - a full setting and campaign (sort of) in the form of 25 random tables, one a day, for free. If that's something you're interested in (and why shouldn't you be, you ingrate) then you can check out the full current list in this blog post.

SPIRE IS IN BUNDLE OF HOLDING

The entire Spire line is on offer in the Bundle of Holding until the 21st of December - you can get all the Spire books in PDF at a ridiculously low price. PLUS one person who backs and donates above the average amount will win a physical copy of EVERYTHING in the bundle (and more) pictured above. You can learn more about the books on offer or just hurry up and buy it at the Bundle of Holding website here.

HEY BREXIT'S HAPPENING SO, SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT

As the Daily Mail advises us to prepare for a 2021 of eating toast and chips (not a joke) and huddling together for warmth on this benighted wreck of an island, we are once again reminded that due to a) a perplexing level of xenophobia among the general populace and b) governmental ineptness so profound that you almost hope that it's deliberate, we are jackknifing sideways into Brexit on January 1st.

What does this mean for our EU customers? WE DON'T KNOW, WHICH IS COOL. Here's a statement from Maz Hamilton, resident business person:

EU customers! I'm sorry, our country is a problem. We may not be able to sell anything to you after December 20th this year for six months or so, due to the combo of Brexit looking increasingly like it's going to be the worst case scenario, the resulting jam that's happening already at the ports, and the fact that Christmas is in the middle of it. So if you're waiting to pick something up, we'd encourage you to get your order in before that date. EU orders after that point may face an extremely long wait while we register for VAT in multiple countries and deal with whatever the heck is going to happen in January.

I'M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER - CHARITY STREAM

Grant's running I'M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER between 1pm and 3pm GMT on the 12th of December (that's tomorrow, relative time fans) as part of the Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving charity event. Like every Rusty Quill stream, it is guaranteed to include a Sexy Jesus and broad anti-establishment leanings. Get involved here!

RIGHT THAT'S EVERYTHING

Hope you have a nice Christmas, or whatever Christmas equivalent it is you're into.
Much love,

Grant, Chris and Maz